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The Presidential Candidate's Spouse Comes to Campus
John Panza

Beefy dudes in black suits
Arrive three hours before us
Form a phalanx near my office.
They screen for anything
Uncouth, uninspired. They
Request badges and licenses.
One asks me if I've seen
Any terrorists.